Classroom
"AGHH! JOHN, DON'T POUR THE PAINT ON MARY JANE!!" shrieked Black Waltz No. 3. He grabbed John and put him in the corner. Mary Jane started crying so loud, 4 other classes got upset and complained to Black Waltz No. 3.
"It wasn't my fault!" complained Black Waltz No. 3. "Their parents need to teach them manners!"
"IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO TEACH THE CHILDREN HOW TO BEHAVE!!" yelled one of the teachers (whoa...this reminds me of 5th grade! o.o;). Black Waltz No. 3 got mad and set the teachers on fire.
"KWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"MR. BLACK WALTZ?!" cried Billy, pointing at the sink.
"Hmmm?"
"FOO YENG JUST STUFFED MY PLAY-DOUGH IN THE SINK AGAIN!!"
"Grr..." growled Black Waltz No. 3 and he started digging out the Play-Dough in the sink.
I must control my temper! They're only children...grr....bratty children...
When he was done, Billy smiled and hugged Black Waltz No. 3's leg and wouldn't leg go.
"...." sighed Black Waltz No. 3. He walked to his desk and sat down.
I should've never became a teacher....wait...Didn't I used to be...? Agh...I gotta stop thinking so much...I'm reminding myself of Squall...wait...who's Squall?
Black Waltz No. 3 sat there, blinking and wondering who Squall was.
"MR. 3!!" yelled Jenny, grabbing Black Waltz No. 3's feather boa coat thingy. "I LOST 13 PIECES IN YOUR 15 PIECE PUZZLE OF JENNY CRAIG IN A JAR!"
"NOOO!!" yelled Black Waltz No.3 and he formed a search party. All the little kids were crawling around on the floor. Timmy found a puzzle piece and shoved it in his mouth. Black Waltz No. 3 walked to Timmy and shoved his hand in his mouth.
Hmmm...where is it? ........................AHA!
He took his hand out of Timmy's mouth and patted him on the head. It took them 4 minutes to find all of them.
Soon it was lunch time.
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Cafeteria
Since Black Waltz No. 3's students didn't behave very well, he ate with them (gosh...this really does remind me of 5th grade! o.o;). He got out his bag and ate his bowl of cous cous.
"COUS COUS SUCKS!!" yelled Adam, the fat, pig, bully kid.
"Grrr..." growled Black Waltz No. 3 and he zapped Adam. All the children stared at Adam's remains.
"YAY!" shouted all the children. "He was so mean!"
The rest of lunch was loud and Black Waltz No. 3 was really frustrated, so he zapped a few more children.
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Classroom
"Ok, children! Get in a circle! I'm going to read you a story about...Hillbillies and the Flying Goats of Gaia!" said Black Waltz No. 3.
"What's Gaia?" asked Wendy.
"Gaia is a world where I came from!"
"PHHH! Stupid! You expect US to believe that?" babbled Bobby.
"QUIET, EARTHLING!" boomed Black Waltz No. 3 and he zapped him. "Ok. I think we'll skip the story...and draw pictures of your enemies."
All the children went back into their seats. Black Waltz No. 3 got out a piece of chalk and started drawing on the chalkboard.
"Now...this is my enemy," said he, pointing at the picture of Zidane.
"What IS that thing?" asked Ryan.
"It's...uhh...umm...a monkey human guy...."
"KEWL!!" exclaimed the children.
Whew...for once, the bratty children like something.
"....Yeah. Umm...now...uhh...draw," blinked Black Waltz No. 3. He walked around all the children and looked over their shoulder (I can never think when teachers do that...e.e;;).
What is that thing...? I can't tell what I drew but...THAT!! Looks like doggy doodoo...eh...I think I'll move along now....
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Awww...Ruby drew a rabid bunny....err....
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A demon...with a pointy hat? Oh...that's me! Groovy! Wait...I'm not wearing a dress...grrr....
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A apple...and Batman? Uh...er....nice...
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Ok...I think it's almost time to go...Finally! Those bratty kids will be out of my way! And I can give all the children F's on their drawings! KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No...no...I musn't be too mean. I'll give them C's! KWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Uhm...
"Ok, children...When you walk out, take a field trip form, " said Black Waltz No. 3.
Black Waltz No. 3 got Billy off by zapping him.
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Later that night
All the children that were zapped had their parents come. Black Waltz No. 3 explained that the children were so good, he let them go on a free field trip to Disney World. He gave them turkeys and the parents were so happy that they had a free turkey without their child for once, but they still would miss them and wished they went with them. Black Waltz No. 3 laughed evilly when they left.
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Field Trip/Bus
"Where are we going, Mr. Waltz?" asked John.
"The FOREST! KWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" laughed Black Waltz No. 3.
"What's funny?" asked Foo Yeng.
"Umm...all the fun we are going to have! Yeah! Hahahaha...ugh..."
"A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y AND Z! NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S, NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH MEEEEEEEE?!" sang all the children.
"GAHHH!" screamed Black Waltz No. 3, whacking his head on the window. "BE QUIET! I HAVE TO THINK!!"
"TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE! UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH! LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY! TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE!!"
.......SHUT UP! AT LEAST SING A DECENT SONG!!
"....OOPS! I-"
"NOT BRITNEY SPEARS!! JUST DON'T SING A SONG, PLEASE!!"
All the children sat quietly, thinking what they might do.
....Ahh...silence....
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Forest
"Did you all bring marshmellows and chocolate milk?" asked Black Waltz No. 3.
"YESH!" replied all the children.
"Good."
Black Waltz No. 3 made Mary Jane hold all stuff in a bag. "LET'S GO TO THE CAMPING GROUND!" And he flew away.
"Uh...where do we go?" asked Robert.
"Follow the feathers!" said Timmy, pointing at the trail of blue feathers. The children (of course...e.e;) followed the feathers and found Black Waltz No. 3 cooking hot dogs(o.o;). "Come children. Sit next to me around the bon fire!" And that's what they did.
"Children, while we cook our weenies, ask me some questions," said Black Waltz No. 3.
"Do you know how to drive a stick shift?" asked Robert.
"...No. But I know how to drive an airship! Next!"
"Do you know that your weenie is burning?" asked Bobby.
"Yes. Next!"
"Do you have a girlfriend?" asked Mary Jane.
"Uhh...no..."
"YAY! Can I be yours?"
Black Waltz No. 3 blushed.
....wait...ew...why am I blushing? It's a freakin' 4 year old! Yuck!
He stopped blushing and went back to his normal evil face.
"Ohh...uhh...Next!"
"Did you know that I'm going to turn 43 years old next month?" asked Danny.
"Ehhhh....no...I thought you were turning 44."
Danny started crying.
"....Next."
"Do you know Brother B?"
"Are you potty trained?"
"Why do you like olive oil?"
"How come you don't like monkey men?"
"Can you show me where the bathroom is?"
"What are you? A demon?"
"Do you like dogs?"
"How old are you?"
"Why do you zap people?"
"How come you are a teacher?"
"Have you been to jail?"
"GAHHHHHHH!! SHUT UP!!" yelled Black Waltz No. 3...and BOOM!
"Huh...? Where did they go? Hmmm...More chocolate milk and marshmellows for me!"
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Black Waltz No. 3 woke up and said, "Hmmm...I could really go for cheesecake right now..."
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The End